After hosting an all-star roast of Bert Kreischer, it was only fair that Whitney Cummings put herself in the hot seat this time around. On Mother’s Day 2023, no less. Comedians Jim Norton and Donnell Rawlings returned to join the hilarious Hannah Stocking, Dan Levy, Annie Lederman, Bob the Drag Queen, Luis J. Gomez, Robin Tran, and Amanda Knox in roasting the guest of honor before Whitney herself took the stage. Buckle up! We’re counting down the best moments from The OnlyFans Roast of Whitney Cummings!
Warning: spoilers ahead.
Hannah Stocking
“The only filter this roast will have is the one on Whitney’s face.”
“The only thing pro-life and pro-choice people can agree on is that Whitney Cummings should not have a child.”
Jim Norton
“Hannah, you’re funny and you’re beautiful. And if you had a dick, I’d marry you.”
“Luis J. Gomez, who I really do love … it looks like the only thing you raided on January 6 was The Capital Grille.”
Dan Levy
“I had to Google all you creeps to write these jokes. Now I’m on OnlyFans and the no-fly list.”
“Annie’s shoulders are broader than Whitney’s definition of feminism.”
Annie Lederman
“Whitney told me this was a dais of her closest friends. Bitch, did you mean your grossest friends?”
“Jim Norton, you bald baby bird … you look like something Robin Tran’s family bought at a wet market.”
Bob the Drag Queen
“Watching Annie Lederman and Hannah and Whitney hang out is like Destiny’s Child, but everyone is Michelle.”
“Google me?! Change your name, bitch. Even Michael B. Jordan was like, ‘put the B in there!’”
Luis J. Gomez
“I wrote all these jokes about the famous Dan Levy, and how he’s an openly gay comedian. Then I found out it was you, and had to go back and take out the word “‘comedian.’”
Donnell Rawlings
“I just wanted to say, “N****, you was funny”. Then I wanted to say, “Bitch, you was funny!”
Next, Donnell started reading a text Whitney sent him about performing at her roast. But when Donnell got to the part about his fee, that’s when all hell broke loose.
Whitney chased Donnell all over the stage to keep him from revealing how much he was being paid, while the other comedians shouted, “Say it! Say the number!”
It’s definitely something you have to see for yourself.
Robin Tran
“I just saw a picture of you and thought, ‘he’s probably not funny!’ I was wrong. Apparently I’m a bigot.”
Amanda Knox
Amanda Knox is most famous for spending nearly four years in an Italian prison after being wrongfully convicted of murder. But she’s also an up-and-coming comedian.
After being a global villain for 15 years, Amanda has extra compassion for people who have it worse than her. “Like anyone that’s had to be a guest on Whitney’s podcast.”
“She held me hostage for four hours. That’s just what you do to Amanda Knox: you lock her in a small room, you interrogate her, ignore her answers, and don’t let her leave.”
Whitney Cummings
“Do you know how many more school shootings there would be if incels couldn’t call me a busted c*** on Reddit all day?”
“When comedy is done with skill by people that know what they’re doing, it goes fucking great.”
We completely agree, Whitney.