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What your OnlyFans Fortune Cookies noticed:
1. You should stop saying, “Just one more video.”
You’ve been saying that for an hour. Just give in to the scroll.
2. That photo you’ve been saving for “the right time?” It’s ready.
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3. Your screen time report isn’t a suggestion.
You see it and just keep scrolling, don’t you?
4. You don’t need to keep refreshing that one profile.
But you’ll do it anyway.
5. You might be overthinking these fortunes already.
But they’re still a little too accurate to ignore.
Open at your own risk.
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