Best Of LMAOF: Science Jokes

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January 1, 2026

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Best Of LMAOF: Science is comedy by natural selection. In this world, dementia is no match for the Macarena, antidepressants are gentrifying brains, and sensory deprivation tanks are proof that nothing is everything. Couches are charging shoes, horses are causing strokes, and the laws of nature are fully tapped out. Think of it as survival of the funniest.

Science Jokes

“Here's the thing about dementia: you forget everyone, but you don't forget music. You can forget the face of your daughter, but you're like a-milli, a-milli, a-milli forever."

Carmen Lagala

"I've been doing these sensory deprivation tanks. It's the best I've ever felt in my entire life. That's how bad life is. Take away sight, sound, and every other human being and I'm like, 'Huh. This is living, brother. Nothing's better than nothing, man.'"

Geoffrey Asmus

“When the Covid vaccine came out, I was very skeptical. I was like, 'Absolutely not, there hasn't been enough research!' And then when Ozempic came out, I didn't ask questions. You said 40 pounds in two months? Both sides, put it in both sides.

Kandyce August