Best Of LMAOF Clean Jokes Compilation Header, Collage featuring Paige Weldon (LMAOF 77) | Steven Haas (LMAOF 97) | Jono Zalay (LMAOF 86) | David Drake (LMAOF 67) | Aya Amarir (LMAOF 89) | Shafi Hossain (LMAOF 67) | Sarah Tollemache (LMAOF 82) | AJ Leidig (LMAOF 95) | Geoffrey Asmus (LMAOF 99) | Maddie Wiener (LMAOF 100)

Best Of LMAOF: Clean Jokes

By Comedy Editor

December 26, 2025

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No dirty words? No problem. Best Of LMAOF: Clean Jokes proves you don’t need to go blue to go big. We’re talking sunscreen evangelists, spiders with a morning commute, and enough pizza to fill the food pyramid. Smart, silly, and sneakily wholesome, this is clean comedy that still hits hard. Pull up a seat and enjoy the squeaky-clean chaos.

Fresh, Clean Jokes

“I think jury duty suffers from a branding problem. I think more people would go to jury duty if it was called True Crime Fantasy Camp.” 

Jono Zalay

“Just visited my parents. They’re retired now. They go to bed at 7:30pm every night, which is fine. The annoying thing is that they start getting ready for bed at 2:15pm.” 

Steven Haas

“For the longest time, I thought that World War I was the planets fighting each other. Like Mars versus Saturn. Spoiler alert: Saturn won. That’s why it’s got that belt.” 

Aya Amarir

“It's never good to hear a white guy’s obsessed with history. It's never, ‘Yeah man, I loved the Harlem Renaissance.’ It’s always like, ‘I know the name of every Confederate general’s horse.’” 

Geoffrey Asmus

“Subway sells sandwiches by the foot. That is a distance. You go a foot. It's like eating pizza by the acre.”

Maddie Wiener

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